♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪ ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ ♪ Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see ♪ There's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom!!
Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Hello.
Is this the Johnson residence?
I'd like to speak to Jeremy Johnson.
This is Candace Flynn.
Why am I calling, you ask?
Because I have a question about our algebra assignment.
Thank you, I'll hold.
Okay, okay, let's see...
Opening jokes, opening jokes.
Hey there, Jeremy!
This is Candace Flynn.
So what do you get when you cross a yak and a martian?
Honey,
could I interrupt for just a sec?
Why, Jeremy Johnson, did you just call me "honey"?
No, Candace.
I just want to tell you I'm off to my book club.
I left the phone number on the fridge in case of emergency.
And Candace, honey...
Yes, Mom?
I hope you're not planning on talking to that banana all afternoon.
Ladies and platypuses,
introducing the latest party craze to sweep the nation...
The amazing mariachi tree!
I think the lesson here is never drink so much chocolate milk before planning our day's activity.
Bye, guys.
Sorry.
Good work there, though.
There's that smile, Arturo.
Gracias.
Hi, Phineas.
Oh.
Hi, Isabella.
Whatcha do-
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I just came by to see whatcha do-
-ing.
Wow.
That's a bad case of the hiccups you got there.
I know.
They're driving me crazy.
Not to fear, Isabella.
Ferb and I will help you cure your hiccups.
Hey,
where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move.
We tracked him to these coordinates when we suddenly lost his signal.
We have two scenarios to explain his disappearance.
First,
that magical elves have caused Dr. Doofenshmirtz to vanish to the land of angry corn people.
The second, is that he may be on his secret, hideout-shaped island with the initial "D" carved into it,
that satellites found in the exact...
spot, where...
he...
vanished...
Uh...
you know what? Uh...
Forget the magical elves thing.
Way off base with that.
Anyway,
on your way, Agent P.
♪ Doo be doo be doo ba ♪
♪ Perry! ♪
♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action ♪
♪ Doo be doo be doo ba ♪
♪ He's a furry little flatfoot ♪
♪ He'll never flinch from a fray-ay-ay! ♪
♪ He's got more that just mad skill ♪
♪ He's got a beaver tail and a bill ♪
♪ And the women swoon ♪
♪ Whenever they hear him say ♪
♪ He's Perry! ♪
♪ Perry the platypus! ♪
But you can call him Agent P.
♪ Perry! ♪
I said you can call him Agent P.
♪ Agent P! ♪
Okay, Isabella.
The best way to cure the hiccups is to scare them away.
So what scares you?
Hmm.
Well,
there was this haunted house at the state fair-
that was pretty scary.
That's it!
Ferb and I are gonna make you the scariest haunted house ever!
Zombies,
werewolves,
and ghosts, and
vampires,
and witches!
Oh.
Hey, Candace.
Phineas!
The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my dead body.
That's the idea.
Blah!
That's it, you little psycho!
I'm calling Mom!
And I am not using the banana this time!
You guys heard that, right?
It wasn't just me?
Build a haunted house, my foot!
They're so busted.
Yes.
Hello.
This is an emergency.
I'd like to speak with Linda Flynn.
To whom am I presently speaking?
Uh, Jeremy.
That's whom.
J-J-Jeremy?
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-
Jeremy who?
Jeremy Johnson.
My mom's hosting a book club today.
Who is this?
We seem to be breaking up.
I-I'm going into a tunnel...
Sunspots...
I-
No habla español!
♪ Doofenshmirtz's hideout-shaped island! ♪
Perry the platypus?
Here?
How could this be?
I'm shocked.
I mean...
It would have taken a total evil mastermind to have guessed,
that you'd track me to this point,
find the secret hideout,
glide in under the radar and infiltrate through this access vent,
make your way over to this crate, activating my automatic arm and leg restraints.
Oh.
Right here?
This is the part where I get all sarcastic and pretend you surprise me.
"Oh, Perry the platypus?!"
"How?!"
"What the?!"
"Who the?!"
"Why the?!"
"Oh!"
Finally ending here,
where I finish showing you my brilliant plan.
You see Perry the platypus, this secret hideout doesn't actually belong to me.
It belonged to my mentor,
Professor Destructicon!
Kevin, to his friends.
Sadly,
he was just captured in the midst of his latest plan...
To set fire to the sun!
Redundant, perhaps.
But,
before they locked him away,
Kevin asked a favor of me.
To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets,
would I please...
Set fire to the sun!
I mean, I was like...
"Dude, you really got to let that one go, it's-
it's a ball of fire!
It makes no sense."
So he asked me instead to simply destroy his hideout,
which I will now do,
using my new Disintevaporator.
Ahem.
And you, Perry the platypus, will now be disintevaporated along with it!
Okay.
Just breathe and relax.
Let's try this again.
Hi.
Uh...
Linda Flynn, please.
But if she's too busy,
uh...
then maybe there's someone else who can deliver her a message.
Maybe someone in their teens!
Uh...
Who is this?
This is Candace.
Candace Flynn.
And who is this?
I'm Suzy.
Jeremy's little sister.
Well, it is such a pleasure to meet you on the...
You called for Jeremy, didn't you?
Jeremy?
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
You say you want your Mom,
but you really want Jeremy.
Isn't that right?
That's not true.
I'm sorry.
We seem to be breaking up.
Stop crinkling paper!
I know that trick!
Bye bye.
Wait, wait, wait!
It's true.
I want to speak to Jeremy.
I thought so.
Jeremy!
Some girl's on the phone for you!
But never, ever forget.
I am,
and always will be Jeremy's favorite girl.
Got it?
Mmm-hmm.
Yes.
I got it, my favorite girl.
Jeremy here.
Jeremy!
Candace?
Uh...
Yeah...
Yeah, it's me.
Hey,
you know, your mom's over here for the book club.
Oh, yeah.
Well,
I just have this silly question to ask her.
Well, they're breaking for coffee.
Wanna come over?
We can hang out.
That was great, Ferb.
But you should really save those screams for later, when the house is up and running.
Uh...
I-I mean,
sure!
Cool.
See you in about 20 minutes?
Now I'll just load up a few things that Professor Destructicon let me store here.
If there's one thing Kevin understood, it was closet space.
Now,
I'll just, uh...
grab my keys...
to the escape jet...
and, uh...
Hmm.
I could've sworn I put them in my lab coat.
Oh, they're probably over here on the computer console...
no.
Ah, the kitchen.
Hello?
Keys?
This is a little bit awkward, but have you seen my escape jet keys?
What? You have?
Well, that's great!
Where are they?
You won't tell me?
Is this because you don't speak, or are you just being a jerk?
Oh, I can't believe it.
I'm finally going to Jeremy's house.
Okay, now, what would the perfect look be?
I know.
Girl next door meets pop diva meets Hollywood bad girl crossed with an old school glamour goddess!
Now I just got to find the finishing touch.
Hey, boys!
I'm off to the Johnson's book club.
Jeremy invited me over.
Uh...
When you see Mom,
could you tell her some snakes got lost in the house?
Okay!
You boys have fun.
See ya!
Okay, troops.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Buford,
I know this is cutting into your canasta game.
This better be good, pointy.
Oh, it is.
Isabella has been cursed...
with hiccups!
Worse case I've ever seen.
We're building this haunted house to scare the hiccups out of her.
To do so, we must dig deep into those terrible places any sane man shoves into the darkest,
twisted corners of his mind.
Each of you must find out what scares you the most.
As you can see, today we're building a haunted house,
electronically controlled by this giant organ.
Every room is monitored on these screens.
And by playing the keys...
I can trigger all sorts of surprises.
So with your help, my friends,
we can build this house with enough horror
to destroy the involuntary contraction of Isabella's diaphragm muscle once and for all!
Oh.
There you are, Ferb.
Okay, people.
Let's get our scare on.
♪ Doofenshmirtz's mentor's hideout! ♪
Am I getting warmer?
Hmm?
The sofa.
My keys fell between the cushions, right?
Uh...
No.
Oh, come on!
I defeated you fair and square, Perry the platypus!
Why can't you accept your death with dignity and maturity and play,
"You're getting hot and cold" with me?
Fine, be that way.
I'll find my keys myself and teach you the meaning of grace under fire.
Please!
I'll do anything!
Oh, for the love of Great Caesar's ghost, what would you have me do?
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
♪ Who's that girl going down the street? ♪
♪ It's Candace ♪
♪ Candace ♪
♪ She's the girl next door who's a pop diva by day and a Hollywood bad girl by night
crossed with an old school glamour goddess I'd like to meet ♪
♪ It's Candace ♪
♪ Candace ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
Oh!
Help!
Somebody!
Oh, get it off me!
These are designer jeans.
Wait.
What are you doing?
No, no!
My hair!
Help!
No-
Huh?
Why are you doing this to me?
Suzy?
What's going on out here?
Candace?
Oh.
Uh...
Hi, Jeremy.
Upsies!
Wait, no!
Don't pick her up!
She's evil!
Evil!
Can't you see?
She's out to get me!
She did this to me!
What are you talking about?
Little Suzy wouldn't hurt a fly.
Bubble!
No!
She's trying to get rid of me!
Can't you see?
I can't take it!
Wait!
Candace!
No!
If you can't see it, I should leave while I still have a shred of dignity left.
Candace, come back!
Bye bye.
Hi, Phineas.
Whatcha do...
Ph-
Phineas?
Darn.
It didn't work, Phineas.
What else you got?
Oh, we've got plenty.
If you're up for it.
I-
G-g-guess so.
♪ Come let's tiptoe into the dark ♪
♪ One good scare ought to do ya! ♪
♪ You'll find our bite much worse than our bark ♪
♪ One good scare ought to do ya some good ♪
♪ If you should find the daily grind, a tad bit taxing on the mind ♪
♪ To help unwind, if so inclined ♪
♪ I have a small suggestion ♪
♪ That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare! ♪
♪ Well, will you share in this nightmare with me, my only question ♪
Boo!
Boo, I say!
Baljeet?
Oh.
I am not Baljeet.
I am the scariest thing known to man...
A failed math test.
Yeah, right.
We're just gonna move on now.
You can run,
but it won't be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
♪ If your hair lies lifeless and limp ♪
♪ One good scare ought to do ya! ♪
♪ Come with me, now, don't be a wimp! ♪
♪ One little scare ought to do ya some good ♪
Hello?
Buford?
Behold.
The face of evil.
Buford,
are you supposed to be Jeremy's little sister?
You said you were gonna be something scary!
She is scary, man.
She gives me the willies.
Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?
You don't know, man.
You don't know.
Um...
We'll catch up with you later, okay?
Wash away the horror.
♪ That is quite right, I would delight in taking flight into the night! ♪
♪ If I may give you such a fright, you know I surely would ♪
♪ But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream ♪
♪ Remember that this spooky scheme will cure ♪
♪ Your hiccups for good ♪
♪ One little ♪
♪ One little scare ought to do you some good! ♪
So, Isabella,
did it work?
I was afraid she would say that.
Well,
there's one more thing we could try.
What the-?
I don't believe this.
Let me get this straight. If I set you free,
you'll give me the keys, right?
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Why didn't you say that, like, an hour ago?
Oh, look, they were under your cute little platypus foot the whole time.
Hurry!
Open!
Now I grab my stuff.
Hurry!
Hurry, hurry!
Must hurry!
Seat belt,
and ignition!
Whew!
That was close!
Huh.
Now, let's just make sure I didn't forget anything in my haste.
I've got my old basketball,
the lamp,
Christmas lights,
the umbrella,
Perry the platypus,
the Disintevaporator,
my golf-
Perry the platypus?
The Disintevaporator?!
My golf clubs?!
I don't even play golf!
Oof!
How do you like it, huh?
Agh!
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Time, time, time.
I got a hair caught in my mouth.
Blagh.
Since you saved me the trouble of opening the hatch,
let me show you out!
Those two are in such big trouble!
Okay, Ferb.
Raise the antenna.
Let's see if we can up the scariness factor.
You see,
our haunted house is powered by static electricity.
Maybe we can get a lightning strike to fire things up.
Um, hello?
Phineas?
Ferb?
You two are in big trouble?
Okay, you guys.
Stop fooling around.
You guys better come out now.
I'm getting really mad.
What was that?
Yeah!
Stay away from me!
Good evening.
It is evening, isn't it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Too much, Ferb!
Too much!
Watch out!
Candace?
Phineas!
When Mom sees that you've built a haunted house in the backyard with werewolves and vampires and a
Giant Floating Baby Head?
What's that even about?
Not now!
And then there was a giant Jack-in-the-Box with a suit of armor
that nearly took my head off,
and you-you
just drive me crazy!
When I tell Mom what you're doing, you are going down!
Down, down, down!
Isn't there any chance that that cured your hiccups?
Would you get out of here?!
Mom's home.
Perfect!
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
Wait till you see what Phineas and Ferb have done!
What's happening?
Uh, guys?
A little help...?
Phineas!
Quick, everyone!
Sashes!
Hup,
Hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Now that...
was scary.
Hey!
My hiccups are gone!
See?
Absolute terror!
These little creeps have destroyed our backyard leaving this ugly mess in its place!
Hi, Baljeet.
That wasn't very nice, Candace.
Here you go, Perry the platypus.
Enjoy your disintevaporation!
It's back!
Mom, it's back!
It's back!
I told you!
It's returned.
Oh, excuse me, I forgot my satchel.
Goodbye, Candace.
What's the matter?
Phineas and Ferb are the matter.
This day was ruined and I didn't get to hang out with Jeremy.
Sorry,
but you know,
it was the best day for me!
Due to my incurable case of the hiccups,
I spent an entire day showered with undivided attention from Phineas!
It was wonderful!
Hiccups?
Hey, Candace.
You ran away so quickly, we didn't get a chance to-
Sounds like you got a bad case of the hiccups.
Here, come on.
Let's see what we can do about that.
I've got a glass of water with your name on it.
What?
What did I do?
Heh, heh.
Heh! Um...
Um...
I-I'll, just uh...
Go.
That was a great day, Ferb.
What did you think the scariest thing was?
Definitely the Giant Floating Baby Head.
Yeah.
Yeah, where did that come from?!
Hm.
♪ That is quite right, I would delight in taking flight into the night! ♪
♪ If I may give you such a fright, you know I surely would ♪
♪ But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream ♪
♪ Remember that this spooky scheme will cure ♪
♪ Your hiccups for good ♪
♪ One little ♪
♪ One little scare ought to do you some good ♪
Darn.